FML

So Vegas is supposed to be awesome, right? The following is not so awesome:
1. Being unable to fall asleep after a 15 hour drive because of the flashing Circus tent lights outside the window
2. After 5 hours of sleep...being woken up at 7am by the loudest noise since Pearl Harbor serving as a fire alarm
3. Having to evacuate the building into the middle of Vegas wearing my pajamas, no make-up, and no contacts
4. Getting picked up as a hooker on the strip

Okay, so the last one didn't happen, but the rest did. Really, Vegas?? Thanks. Well, looking back at it now Amy and I are laughing at how ridiculous it was. What made us feel better? We finagled our way into free breakfast buffets! It was delicious. It's true that free food tastes better. We're too awake to go back to sleep though so I guess it's time to start the day. Let's just hope the rest of it has fewer inconvenient surprises...